2010's time is up

Come on Obama. Seriously? It's 2011. I said you had a year. It's not 2010 anymore. Where's all of our cool stuff we were supposed to have? Why haven't all of our predictions from a decade ago come true?

Where are our jetpacks? I mean, seriously. You couldn't even have those invented yet? I seriously need one of those. How's a guy like me gonna ever succeed in life without a personal jetpack? Is it that you're just against the common poor college student? That's what it is, isn't it. So much for all of this improved education.

And where are our internet helmets and robots? You just expect me to clean the house by myself? I should my surfing the web with my mind while my house cleans itself by now. I mean, this is just ridiculous. Outright insane.

The biggest thing that I really, really need is, is a TELEPORTER! How am I supposed to live without one of those. Take the bus? Forget it. It takes way too long. I got a friend I wanna visit in Tennessee and you want me to take the bus? You gotta be kidding me.

I do have to say though, congratulations for at least starting to work on holographic tv. Not where I want it to be, but at least you've got somewhere on something.

And you know, the thing that bugs me about all of this, is that in your state of the union speech, you said you were going to start research for all sorts of technological wonders. Why did you wait until after 2011? Was it some sort of, "Oh dear. I just realized that it's the next year and I've done nothing." Yeah. Well as promised, here's this article. Read it and weep.

Nevermind the fact that there has been no major terrorist-related atrocities in his first term that he never finished dealing with.

And don't even get me started on the lack of NAVAL Implants