QOTWArchive Beyond

The Featured Quotes section of FrillerWorks has sadly not been kept up very well over the past few years. Plans are currently in the works to reinvigorate it by the with two new projects, internally called QOTWBeyond and ScreamingCattle (hmm, does that name sound at all like an old feature that may be making some sort of new presence?). Anyway, the point of this page is provide some sort of temporary archive for any update to the old Featured Quote system while the new system is being designed.

Also: The new system is partially in place (as of 2017-04-30). All new quotes will be made available on The Fediverse and you can catch them by following either qotwbot@social.arkwoodpond.info or parrotcattle@social.arkwoodpond.info . See QOTWBeyond -Info for more details.

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"I haven't slept in ten days, cause that would be too long." --Mitch Hedberg


Binary Haiku
--Posted to SDF BBoard by tob


I will always love the false image I had of you. --Unix fortune file


To segfault is human; to bluescreen moronic. --From a Slashdot.org post that I got from fortune


It's amazing, but only in 'Murica, can we in a presidential election, follow a pussygate with weinergate. --Adam Curry


I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man. -- Chuang-tzu


"But Huey, you PROMISED!"
"Tell 'em I lied." --Source Unknown
pix and story


"Plato says: Man who win chinese food eating contest, bite off more than Can Chu." --John C. Dvorak


"I never let my schooling get in the way of my education." -- Mark Twain


"I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront your intelligence." --William F. Buckley


"Sorrows remembered sweeten present joy." --Robert Pollok


"The IQ of a group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided by the number of people in the group." --After dark screen saver


"You can't win a game if you don't score any points." --John Madden

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