The Good Ideas Man

The Good Ideas Mas is back! And by that I mean that I ran across my old tumblr account and decided to copy it's contents here, after copying over the engine from the quick stories page, which should have no reprocussions whatsoever. Maybe I'll even add some new good ideas later.

Good Idea #916024

Go to a plastic surgeon and get your mentum decimally multiplied. Then, when someone asks for your attention, assume they meant to spell it atenchin, take off your scarf, and say, "no, but you may look."

(This one may be lost on some.)

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