Frozen Boxer Song

by Jawsh McCullaugh

to the tune of The Sweet Escape
by Gwen Stefani

(shiver noises)

If I could remember, why I would have done such a thing
I must have been drunk or lost a bet to be so stupid
Cause I would have not been so dumb
to put them in the freezer
I would have at least put them in the
refrigerator
maybe that's the reason my balls feel so cold

(chorus)
If I could go back, and recreate what happened last night
And I could see why I did that, oh
can't remember
why I'd put them in the freezer
If I could be smart
at least warm them up with a fart
I didn't think I'd ever do that
Go
and put my boxers
inside the thing the freezes

frozen boxers frozen boxers

(shiver noises)

You know, it's dumb, you'd think I'd at least had a way
To keep a pair behind so I'd have one that's warm today
You know like hiding one inside a seperate drawer
inside a seperate drawer
or threw one on the floor

Cause maybe, I'm a little bit crazy
Think I'd least be lazy
Maybe you could save me
I can see that it was you
by the way that you're acting
I'm hopin that it get's over
so cold I can't even rhyme

(chorus)

Notes:

I came up with this song after hearing The Sweet Escape 67 times in one week (not that it's a bad song, the radio just only had 5 songs). The part where they go "Woo Hoo, Wee Hoo," reminded me of this one Sierra Mist comercial where this guy pulls a pair of boxers out of the freezer and puts them on. I got thinking, "that's the sound I'd make." So I wrote a parody around it and this is what happened. And yes, I do intend on recording it and putting it on jmc.spiltpopcorn.com. (Of course, when that will happen appears to be a complete mystery.)