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What happens when I'm left by myself with nothing to do

Uh-oh. I arrived at a meeting a couple hours early and just sat in the car waiting. I had my phone with me. It has a Facebook client on it.

This happened

I'm so sorry.

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We got like, the single patty or the double-decker and you can get it with like, the lettuces or the tomatoes or the pickles or the onions, like, we got it all man, we got all the stuff here.

Like, if you want a condiments on it, we got the ketchup, the musturts, the mayonaise, and like, we can put, like, a cheese on it if you want, like pretty much anything dude. We got it.

And, like, if that ain't enough for you, like, we can like, get you a fries or somethin', and like, you can get a drink too we got all the pops man, like, all of them, or we can get you like a coffee or somethin' man, like, whatever you want. We got it all here.