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Build up a great sense of humor. Laugh at every joke. One day, forget you ever had a sense of humor. Learn to loathe it, but soon forget that humor is even a concept. Get no jokes that people tell. Then, remember the humorous past and re-visit it by reading a jokes website. Don't laugh, but just point at the screen and yell, "You gave my daughter rabies!" swearing to never eat soup again.

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We got like, the single patty or the double-decker and you can get it with like, the lettuces or the tomatoes or the pickles or the onions, like, we got it all man, we got all the stuff here.

Like, if you want a condiments on it, we got the ketchup, the musturts, the mayonaise, and like, we can put, like, a cheese on it if you want, like pretty much anything dude. We got it.

And, like, if that ain't enough for you, like, we can like, get you a fries or somethin', and like, you can get a drink too we got all the pops man, like, all of them, or we can get you like a coffee or somethin' man, like, whatever you want. We got it all here.