Disappointingly Quick Stories
Don't have a lot of time, but want to read a story? Try one of our disappointingly quick stories!
It began in the afternoon when a man was killed. Dude comes in, sees the dead dude with the stabbies all over, calls the police, they solve the case, bad guy gets put away, the end.
He had finally met her, asked her out on a date, and then waited to see if she showed up. She did, but then left, and he was sad.
A mouse entered the kitchen. A lady screamed. The husband came in. The mouse got away.
The Mouse (alternate ending)
A mouse entered the kitchen. A lady screamed. The husband came in. The mouse got away. The couple ate the cheese and died. The end.
The Cabbage Pile
Dude makes a pile of cabbages, carts them to the store. People get there and admire the cabbages 'cept the one other dude that thought they was stupid so he kicked the pile. Ruined two cabbages and had to buy 'em both. Good pile, 'cept it fell over.
Chick walked into the bathroom, saw a snake so she called the plumber. Plumber came by later and got his snake and put it back in his toolbox. Then he left.
Woman got all sorts of snatched up by this bad dude, but then our hero came and saved the day.
Dude's nose was running, so he got a tissue and caught it.
The snotty alternative
Dude's nose was running, so he got a tissue out of the fridge.
Dude's got a printer so he clicks the print button and this comes out instead.
See? Wasn't that nice and disappointing?
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