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14-year-old boy wears baggy clothes

Yesterday Jacob Hickleflour was just mindlessly walking in the park without even thinking about the fact that his clothes were way too big. According to souces that wish they had camera phones, he simply spread out his arms and leaned forward to rest on two trees. When he did this, ... Read more...

Scrooge and The Grinch Team Up

Two days ago it was reported that The Grinch and Mr. Scrooge have teamed up to ruin Christmas again. In case you jerks don't have the spirit of Christmas in you and don't know who these people are, we'll tell you. You see, a long while back... Read more...

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