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Old Quotes of the WeekThis is the new page where the old quotes of the week are stored. To find even older ones, look up the rss feed located on the right. 1/9/11"How are it is to make an English-man acknowledge that he is happy!" --William Makepeace Thackeray, Pendennis Chapter 691/16/11"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that would be called cannibelism and is frowned upon in most cultures." --Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory1/23/11"The lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel post of the warrior-chief Beast, with his barbarous tribe now stacking wood at her nubile feet, when the strong, clear voice of the poetic and heroic Handsomas roared, "Flick your Bic, crisp that chick, and you'll feel my steel through your last meal." --Winning Sentence, 1984 Bulwer-Lytton Bad Fiction Contest1/31/11"If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice." --Conan O'Brian2/13/11"I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone." - Bjarne Stroustrup, the designer and original implementer of C++2/21/11"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." - Albert Einstein2/28/11"Watch where you're careful!" -- RobbieBlank SpaceHere is a little space in the middle where you will find no quotes. Why? you may ask. Due to unfortunate events, the website had several outages during this time. But we're back now! :) (fer reals)5/28/11"Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason." -- Tom Dobbs7/23/11"Bilbo Baggins, the greatest little hobbit of them all." -- Leonard Nimoy7/31/11"Schlattwhapper, n.: The window shade that allows itself to be pulled downž hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face." --Rich Hall, Sniglets10/31/11"A skeleton is the pure symbol of fright, the bare bones of horror, and that's what halloween is all about." --James Rolfe11/16/11"Being hospitable is more important than attending synagogue service early in the morning." --Hebrew proverb12/4/11"Christmas is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas." --Calvin Coolidge12/11/11"I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all Three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach. Oh, tell me that I may sponge away the writing on this stone!" --A Christmas Carol, Charles Dickens12/19/2011"If you learn a useless thing every day, in a single year you'll have learned 365 useless things." --Port 70 Gopher Outpost12/26/2011"The most essential resource of any society is not a physical resource, it's a psycho-social resource. It's the spirit of good will; the spirit of helping your neighbor." --Richard Stallman |
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