Hooray, another article with centered text. Basically this
article is an ever growing list of things I found on the internet that
were in peoples signatures. In case you've never been to a
site
where people get to write comments after they log in (like many news
sites), I will explain the concept of internet signatures.
Basically, on these sites, people have a signature setting in their
profile options box. This option allows one to write a line
or
two that appears at the bottom of every comment they write.
Some
of these are pretty interesting, and hence are written here.
Enjoy.
[b.belong('us') for b in bases if b.owner() == 'you']
--NewbieProgrammerMan@slashdot.org
I'm a signature virus. Please copy me to your signature so I
can
replicate. --cowboy76Spain@slashdot.org
This fevered ranting was generated randomly. Any resemblance
to
coherent thought is completely coincidential. --93 Escort
Wagon@slashdot.org
In Soviet Russia, the government controls the commerce.
--Opportunist@slashdot.org
sudo mod me up --TheRaven64@slashdot.org
I live in my mom's basement, but I'm 15 --XPeter@slashdot.org
Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power lost.
--Daimanta@slashdot.org
Always back up, never back down. ---- Think you're cool 'cos your uid
is prime? Take mine, modulo the one digit integers
--cheftw@slashdot.org (uid==996831)
Witty line about having a witty line here. --T Murphy@slashdot.org
Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and
he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
--MidnightBrewer@slashdot.org
Having
a smoking section in a public restaurant is like having a peeing
section in a public swimming pool. --skiman1979@slashdot.org
Camping Tip: Bear bells provide safety for hikers in grizzly country. The tricky part is getting them on the bears.
I speak England very best. --tzot@slashdot.org
Not all men who drink are poets. Some of us drink because we aren't poets. --Giant Electronic Bra@slashdot.org
Okay, so
most of these are
from slashdot. I read a lot of slashdot. However, I
do read
other sites and I do intend on putting sigs from them. Also,
do
note that I don't know if these are the original authors of these sigs
or not. You can submit cool sigs that you've found by using
the
Chat/Comments thing. (or I guess now the Google+ page http://gplus.to/spiltpopcorn since the Chat/Comments is broken last I checked.) Just make sure that you note that
they're
for this page and include the name and site where you found
them.
No email sigs please. They should be from sites where what
you
write is public. If I like it, I'll put it here.