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jawsh.mccullaugh.com -- Why couldn't the joke walk? Because it
was lame.
Lame Jokes
So, um, I don't know why I'm even putting these up here. I'll
probably just ruin my reputation and everyone will think I'm a boring
person with no real sense of humor. But, that is not true.
I am the funniest person in the world. I just don't feel like
proving it right now. Yeah, that's it. In fact, I'm going
to un-prove it. Then through the law of reverse positives you all
will think that I am hilarious. And that that law exists.
What did the tree say after the storm? Boy, I sure do feel winded.
You know you're a progammer when someone asks you, "What's 1 and 1?"
and you say "1".
What did the pig say to the cow? Oink.
What did the cow say to the pig? Sorry, I don't speak pig.
What is a pirates favorite way to backup his files? tARRRballs.
What is the natural log of 1? However many logs it takes a man to
build his cabin.
What part of history really likes to be scary? "Boo"jamin
Franklin (Benjamin, Boojamin, Get it? HAHAHAHAHAHA lol)
What does the excited train say? w00t! w00000000000t!
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