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Use a Microwave
New Year 2011
Bison & Jr.
New Town: Yellow River?
New Year 2010
Sigs of the Intertubes
Convert with VLC
The Bad Guy
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jawsh.mccullaugh.com -- Welcome to the insanity. That's right, this is not the place to buy hand sanitizer.
Welcome to jawsh.mccullaugh.com!This site is the home of my stupid, funny (if your sense
of humor is in disrepair), and occasionally informative ramblings,
ravings, and stories. There's a story where Our Favorite
Detective tries to find a Bad Guy, a few pictures of some pies, some
lame jokes, and an interpretation of Boolean Algebraic Theorems as
Applied to Hot Chocolate. And if this nonsense isn't enough for
you, you may wish to check out The Pond Informant, an online newspaper
for the town of Arkwood Pond, a small little place originated by some
of the stories on this site. Most importantly though, remember
that this site is not the place to get hand sanitzer.
"If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness." --Jack Handy
This page now has an example to get you started with programming the touchscreen on the DSi and 3DS using Petit Computer... Read more...
The Beta Site for the redesign! It's viewable! It's almost even useable! Go... Go... Go... Check it out!
The joy lasts on! After a few years, it's back! His song will come in from his heart if you will Read more...
Cause I think it's funny, that's why. Also, this means that if I ever start a restaurant, I have to actually make this an option. Read not more...
Bison&Jr is back!
I know the last few announcments have only been about this, but I'm rather exited to finally announce that we're back! Bison&Jr is finally a regular biweekly deal, and it's available over at The Pond Informant! As for the first comic, you should totally Check it out...
Bison&Jr! Now at The Pond Informant!
Happy New Years! Check out the New! Bison&Jr. comic over at
The Pond Informant! Here's a
direct link to the comic.
Coming soon to The Pond Informant: New Bison&Jr!
Can't resist holding back the announcement any longer! By the end of Janurary Bison&Jr will be a regular feature over at The Pond Informant (arkwoodpond.info)! Every two weeks a new comic will be released! You should totally check it out when it arrives.
Official start date to be announced on this site
Common uses of the Microwave for today
Okay, so yesterday I was looking through some older cookbooks trying to find a good recipe for pancakes. I ended up just eating cereal instead, but I found something rather interesting...Read more...
The spook chest of Booger doo!
This halloween, I wanter to do a mock scary story, because I haven't done much for the site this year. Read more...
Ask me questions
Dude, you guys should totally be asking me questions on my formspring
account. It's amazing stuff. Check it out...
Happy April Fools Day!
If you missed out on the stupid animation I made and want to see it (or if you want to see it again) you can check out the link right here... Note: to restart the animation you may need to press CTRL+F5 (Command+Shift+R on mac).
Happy St. Patty's Day!
Since I missed out of being able to celebrate Pi Day this year (never move back in with your parents if you can help it,) I thought I'd at least do something for St. Patty's Day. I mean, if Mom's making Robbie celebrate it, she ought to let me celebrate it. Anyway, I update the cool links page with a link to a recipe for a Mint Milkshake. Check it out...
Response to the 2010 New Year thingamajig
Yeah, so there. I wrote one. Read it here...
Old Quotes of the Week
Now you can access old quotes of the week, dating back to the
beginning of January 2011. To get even older ones, check out our
rss feed to the right. Read
Dial-up Networking on Debian Squeeze
For those of you stuck on Dial-up and are running Debian Squeeze, this is the guide for you!
This guide will tell you how to set up Dial-up networking for your connection. Read more...
Bad Guy 12 is now here!Read the exciting conclusion to Arkwood Pond's Favorite Detective's first adventure. Read more...
Bad Guy 11 is finally here!I'm not eve going to spoil it with a teaser here cause I know you already want to Read it...
Here it not quite is:The Unofficial Cool WebLinks Page. Read more...
Gotcha!If you missed out on the 2010 April Fools Joke... Read it here...
Bison & Jr.
A new comic to see on jawsh.mccullaugh.com. Read
Google person finder
Due to there being other disasters since the Haiti Earthquake, the Haiti
Earthquake Person Finder is no longer on this site. However, if you search
Google.com for Google Person Finder and then where the crises was you might be
able to find the particular one for your disaster.
Nother Year, Nother PI
Here's this years PI Pie. Read
The Bad Guy: Part 10
He's still at the conference, but it looks like our favorite detective might
finally be getting somewhere. Read more...
Water County To Establish New Town
Residents of the former Blue Sea are disgruntled and are complaining that they
feel insulted by even the suggestion of the new name. Read more...
Yet another great storette of the great challege. Read more...
The Bad Guy: Part 9
Do we finally resolve a cliffhanger? Let's Find
New Sig of the Intertubes Found
Yeah, I know it's been awhile since I've put a new one of these up here. Read
The great mission of new character begins now. Read more...
The Bad Guy: Part 8
The next day at work I get a phone call from the chief telling me that I need
to go to a conference. Read
The Bad Guy: Part 7
Hunting throughout the night I go searching for the one who caused all of
this. Read more...
The Bad Guy: Part 6
Our favorite detective has gone back to work trying to catch the man with the
paper bag. Read more...
The 2010 New Years Article
The year 2010: The start of a new decade. Just ten years ago we were worried
about the end of the world. Read more...
Mainly due to the rant in an old intro paragraph...
see more Lolcats and funny
(let's hope this isn't a habit) (update on comment: guess it turned into
Boolean Algebraic Theorems as Applied to Hot Chocolate
Boolean Algebra never got so tasty. Read more...
Sigs of the Intertubes
Basically this article is an ever growing list of things I found on the
internet that were in peoples signatures. Read
How to convert a music file with VLC
Got a non-mp3 that you want on your mp3 player? Then Read more...
New Lame Joke: They never stop.
What part of history really likes to be scary? Read more...
The Vidork Layout
What's a Vidork? Well it's a... Read
I know I don't usually do this but...
It just seemed so appropriate for the season:
source: I can has cheezburger.com
The Bad Guy: Part 5
The time has finally come in which our friend gets his briefcase. Read
NEW LAME JOKE!!! AREN'T THESE EXCITING?!?!?
What is the natural log of 1? Read more...
The Bad Guy: Part 4
A fresh, new day at the office awaits our favorite detective. Read
NEW THING: Forum Like Thing
Now you can write about how much you love/hate/neutral feelings this site. Go
do that what the site just said...
The Bad Guy: Part 3
He's finally completed one day. Amazing, isn't it? Read
Updated: The jawsh.mccullaugh.com Christmas Countdown
Yeah, not quite a day and I've already updated the page. Splendid, isn't it?
The jawsh.mccullaugh.com Christmas Countdown
Now that Christmas is getting near, I thought it would be great to post a
Christmas countdown in celebration of the season. Read more...
The Bad Guy: Part 2
Our favorite detective hits up the coffee shop. Read
The Bad Guy
A new detective story, right here on jawsh.mccullaugh.com. Read
The Frozen Boxer Song:
I know I can't be the only person who's messed up enough to think of this when
they hear this song. Read more...
Update on the Aliens:
Just when I was starting to doubt this whole thing... more proof! Read more...
Lame Joke Page Updated:
What is a pirates favorite way to backup files? Read more...
The Time-Shift Theory:
Okay, so one of my friends and I came up with this theory that Aliens came by
and knocked us all out for a couple months. This started when we were trying
to figure out why we were in a Christmas mood. I started this out as a joke,
but everything adds up. Read more...
Advertisement: Susan's Sweaters
This website is currently run by a poor college student. A poor college
student who doesn't have a replicator that can make money so that he can pay
his bill. Yes, I do have a job, but as anyone who's been through college
knows, that doesn't begin to cover expenses. So, my mom has this store on the
internet where she sells various homemade items, such as quilts, doll clothes,
and other various items. She even does custom orders. The site is susansweaters.etsy.com. Please at least go there, she
does have some really good stuff. Go there...
This is a project that I've had for some time now. The page for this article
isn't reformatted because I plan to eventually give the project it's own site.
The Worst Jokes I've Ever Made
Warning: These jokes are pretty bad. Okay, really bad. They are not funny at
all. You have been warned. On the other hand, they might be hilarious. Read more...
This year, I decided to make a pie to celebrate pi day. I actually got a
little artistic with it. Read more...
The Olde FrillerIdiot.tk Site
So, wanna pretend to be nostalgic about a few years ago? Well, here's a poor
but functional way to do it. Read more...
JMC and the
Break free to FrillerWorks
Quilts, doll clothes, and more at Susan's Sweaters.
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