Sigs of the Intertubes

Hooray, another article with centered text.  Basically this article is an ever growing list of things I found on the internet that were in peoples signatures.  In case you've never been to a site where people get to write comments after they log in (like many news sites), I will explain the concept of internet signatures.  Basically, on these sites, people have a signature setting in their profile options box.  This option allows one to write a line or two that appears at the bottom of every comment they write.  Some of these are pretty interesting, and hence are written here.  Enjoy.


[b.belong('us') for b in bases if b.owner() == 'you']  --NewbieProgrammerMan@slashdot.org

I'm a signature virus.  Please copy me to your signature so I can replicate.  --cowboy76Spain@slashdot.org

This fevered ranting was generated randomly.  Any resemblance to coherent thought is completely coincidential.  --93 Escort Wagon@slashdot.org

In Soviet Russia, the government controls the commerce.  --Opportunist@slashdot.org

sudo mod me up --TheRaven64@slashdot.org

I live in my mom's basement, but I'm 15 --XPeter@slashdot.org

Knowledge is power.  Knowledge shared is power lost. --Daimanta@slashdot.org

Always back up, never back down. ---- Think you're cool 'cos your uid is prime? Take mine, modulo the one digit integers --cheftw@slashdot.org (uid==996831)

Witty line about having a witty line here. --T Murphy@slashdot.org

Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.  --MidnightBrewer@slashdot.org

Having a smoking section in a public restaurant is like having a peeing section in a public swimming pool.  --skiman1979@slashdot.org

Camping Tip: Bear bells provide safety for hikers in grizzly country. The tricky part is getting them on the bears.

I speak England very best.  --tzot@slashdot.org

Not all men who drink are poets. Some of us drink because we aren't poets. --Giant Electronic Bra@slashdot.org


Okay, so most of these are from slashdot.  I read a lot of slashdot.  However, I do read other sites and I do intend on putting sigs from them.  Also, do note that I don't know if these are the original authors of these sigs or not.  You can submit cool sigs that you've found by using the Chat/Comments thing. (or I guess now the Google+ page http://gplus.to/spiltpopcorn since the Chat/Comments is broken last I checked.)  Just make sure that you note that they're for this page and include the name and site where you found them.  No email sigs please.  They should be from sites where what you write is public.  If I like it, I'll put it here.