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Frozen Boxer Songby Jawsh McCullaughto the tune of The Sweet Escape by Gwen Stefani (shiver noises) If I could remember, why I would have done such a thing I must have been drunk or lost a bet to be so stupid Cause I would have not been so dumb to put them in the freezer I would have at least put them in the refrigerator maybe that's the reason my balls feel so cold (chorus) If I could go back, and recreate what happened last night And I could see why I did that, oh can't remember why I'd put them in the freezer If I could be smart at least warm them up with a fart I didn't think I'd ever do that Go and put my boxers inside the thing the freezes frozen boxers frozen boxers (shiver noises) You know, it's dumb, you'd think I'd at least had a way To keep a pair behind so I'd have one that's warm today You know like hiding one inside a seperate drawer inside a seperate drawer or threw one on the floor Cause maybe, I'm a little bit crazy Think I'd least be lazy Maybe you could save me I can see that it was you by the way that you're acting I'm hopin that it get's over so cold I can't even rhyme (chorus) Notes:I came up with this song after hearing The Sweet Escape 67 times in one week (not that it's a bad song, the radio just only had 5 songs). The part where they go "Woo Hoo, Wee Hoo," reminded me of this one Sierra Mist comercial where this guy pulls a pair of boxers out of the freezer and puts them on. I got thinking, "that's the sound I'd make." So I wrote a parody around it and this is what happened. And yes, I do intend on recording it and putting it on jmc.spiltpopcorn.com. |
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