Unfindable

Hmm...

Wanna know something interesting?

I can't find the document that you're after. It seems to have vanished.

HTTP/1.1 404 Not Found


Additionally, a 200 OK Error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request

404!

You've been wasting paper! You shouldn't be trying to print out pages that don't exist!

Don't print out 404 ErrorDocuments! There's no way you're going to need this on paper to reference later!

Apologies to all of you on browsers that don't support CSS media queries. That's only supposed to show up to people that try to print out the 404 page. Maybe a poem about a sick cat will cheer you up?

Hey, try reading these too:

Frozen Boxer Song

At FrillerWorks, we're Hmm, sierra mist. I'm getting thirsty

I Cause A Tear

At FrillerWorks, we're We'd like to do the same to your heart.

The Good Ideas Man

At FrillerWorks, we're Giving you the very best ideas, like getting a bellybutton implant. :)

The Story of FrillerIdiot.tk -- or how jawsh.mccullaugh.com came to be

At FrillerWorks, we're Four score and seven years ago this site was nothing but a... um... nothing. Not even a cow.