Well Screw It
There was another 404 page that was added to the server before this one, and it was nice. The name was something about being better, but it wasn't. I dunno, figure it out it you wanna see it. Anyway, finding it's not the point. In fact not finding stuff is, but more on that later.
I was still nice. Too nice. Apologetically nice, and now I feel bad about that. Not I feel bad like the pansy feel bad type like I was before, but bad as in I didn't do my proper duty of insulting you for what you've done to the address bar. It's a mess. How could you?
I mean, and I mean that I'm mean in what I say that I mean, did you seriously just type a bunch of gibberish into the second half of this URL? How am I supposed to find a document with that name, you dumb... stupid head. Seriously, how stupid could you be, you... uh... not so smart one, huh? It's really simple. Stop typing the wrong things in, and then... you know... uh... you won't get wrong things! Maybe that's why you're wrong things.... uh... the wrong thing, don't ya think?
I'll bet that you don't think, and that's why you typed in the stupid bad thing that you typed, just like how you're stupid bad... um... stupid and bad! Not like, bad as in the good kind, but bad as in you've got a bad brain, like one that's not the good kind, and that's why you type not the right things into the URL bar. Y'know, maybe you should go to the bar and drink alcohol stuff so that you can have the same amount of brain cells that you already have, since alcohol kills brain cells and you don't got none so it's okay for you to drink it. Yeah, that.
Aww... did I hurt your little fee-fees? I'll bet so with all this raw stuff I'm coming up with, that you can't come up with, cause you're not as good as me at stuff telling things. Yeah, I'm the best, and you're the one that's not the best, but is instead the one that is the opposite of that one that is the best, of which you're not... I think. Whichever one would be insulting, that's the what I mean.
Anyway, being the bad and not good one that you are, you deserve to read error messages. Read this next line, and not the one after it, cause it's not for you, cause you only get bad errors.
HTTP/1.1 404 Not Found
Additionally, a 200 OK Error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request
404!
You've been wasting paper! You shouldn't be trying to print out pages that don't exist!
Don't print out 404 ErrorDocuments! There's no way you're going to need this on paper to reference later!
Apologies to all of you on browsers that don't support CSS media queries. That's only supposed to show up to people that try to print out the 404 page. Maybe a poem about a sick cat will cheer you up?
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