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The Good Ideas Mas is back! And by that I mean that I ran across my old tumblr account and decided to copy it's contents here, after copying over the engine from the quick stories page, which should have no reprocussions whatsoever. Maybe I'll even add some new good ideas later.

Good Idea #916024

Go to a plastic surgeon and get your mentum decimally multiplied. Then, when someone asks for your attention, assume they meant to spell it atenchin, take off your scarf, and say, "no, but you may look."

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We got like, the single patty or the double-decker and you can get it with like, the lettuces or the tomatoes or the pickles or the onions, like, we got it all man, we got all the stuff here.

Like, if you want a condiments on it, we got the ketchup, the musturts, the mayonaise, and like, we can put, like, a cheese on it if you want, like pretty much anything dude. We got it.

And, like, if that ain't enough for you, like, we can like, get you a fries or somethin', and like, you can get a drink too we got all the pops man, like, all of them, or we can get you like a coffee or somethin' man, like, whatever you want. We got it all here.