In a world full of pages on web-servers, pages that exist, there's only one that doesn't exist, yet keeps getting served...
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You've been directed to that page.
That time has come. The page has been served. Your sensory inputs have received the data. Your brain has processed this.
You are doomed. You've been cursed with a dead link.
Here is the text you've been dreading:
HTTP/1.1 404 Not Found
Additionally, a 200 OK Error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request
404!
You've been wasting paper! You shouldn't be trying to print out pages that don't exist!
Don't print out 404 ErrorDocuments! There's no way you're going to need this on paper to reference later!
Apologies to all of you on browsers that don't support CSS media queries. That's only supposed to show up to people that try to print out the 404 page. Maybe a poem about a sick cat will cheer you up?
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We're finally going to do something about Richard.
At FrillerWorks, we're Hiding behind curtains while we change our clothes in the office.
At FrillerWorks, we're Saving you the time that was stolen away