Lame Jokes

So, um, I don't know why I'm even putting these up here. I'll probably just ruin my reputation and everyone will think I'm a boring person with no real sense of humor. But, that is not true. I am the funniest person in the world. I just don't feel like proving it right now. Yeah, that's it. In fact, I'm going to un-prove it. Then through the law of reverse positives you all will think that I am hilarious. And that that law exists.

What did the tree say after the storm? Boy, I sure do feel winded.

You know you're a progammer when someone asks you, "What's 1 and 1?" and you say "1".

What did the pig say to the cow? Oink.

What did the cow say to the pig? Sorry, I don't speak pig.

What is a pirates favorite way to backup his files? tARRRballs.

What is the natural log of 1? However many logs it takes a man to build his cabin.

What part of history really likes to be scary? "Boo"jamin Franklin (Benjamin, Boojamin, Get it? HAHAHAHAHAHA lol)

What does the excited train say? w00t! w00000000000t!