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"If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness." --Jack Handy
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jawsh.mccullaugh.com -- Welcome to the insanity. That's right, this is not the place to buy hand sanitizer.

Welcome to jawsh.mccullaugh.com!

This site is the home of my stupid, funny (if your sense of humor is in disrepair), and occasionally informative ramblings, ravings, and stories.  There's a story where Our Favorite Detective tries to find a Bad Guy, a few pictures of some pies, some lame jokes, and an interpretation of Boolean Algebraic Theorems as Applied to Hot Chocolate.  And if this nonsense isn't enough for you, you may wish to check out The Pond Informant, an online newspaper for the town of Arkwood Pond, a small little place originated by some of the stories on this site.  Most importantly though, remember that this site is not the place to get hand sanitzer.

Featured Quote:

"If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness." --Jack Handy

ABGOSTOP Update

This page now has an example to get you started with programming the touchscreen on the DSi and 3DS using Petit Computer... Read more...

Beta Site

The Beta Site for the redesign! It's viewable! It's almost even useable! Go... Go... Go... Check it out!

SuperMegaTroise!

The joy lasts on! After a few years, it's back! His song will come in from his heart if you will Read more...

Munchpike Feature!

Cause I think it's funny, that's why. Also, this means that if I ever start a restaurant, I have to actually make this an option. Read not more...

Bison&Jr is back!

I know the last few announcments have only been about this, but I'm rather exited to finally announce that we're back! Bison&Jr is finally a regular biweekly deal, and it's available over at The Pond Informant! As for the first comic, you should totally Check it out...

Bison&Jr! Now at The Pond Informant!

Happy New Years! Check out the New! Bison&Jr. comic over at The Pond Informant! Here's a direct link to the comic.

Coming soon to The Pond Informant: New Bison&Jr!

Can't resist holding back the announcement any longer! By the end of Janurary Bison&Jr will be a regular feature over at The Pond Informant (arkwoodpond.info)! Every two weeks a new comic will be released! You should totally check it out when it arrives.
Official start date to be announced on this site

Common uses of the Microwave for today

Okay, so yesterday I was looking through some older cookbooks trying to find a good recipe for pancakes. I ended up just eating cereal instead, but I found something rather interesting...Read more...

The spook chest of Booger doo!

This halloween, I wanter to do a mock scary story, because I haven't done much for the site this year. Read more...

Ask me questions

Dude, you guys should totally be asking me questions on my formspring account. It's amazing stuff. Check it out...

Happy April Fools Day!

If you missed out on the stupid animation I made and want to see it (or if you want to see it again) you can check out the link right here... Note: to restart the animation you may need to press CTRL+F5 (Command+Shift+R on mac).

Happy St. Patty's Day!

Since I missed out of being able to celebrate Pi Day this year (never move back in with your parents if you can help it,) I thought I'd at least do something for St. Patty's Day. I mean, if Mom's making Robbie celebrate it, she ought to let me celebrate it. Anyway, I update the cool links page with a link to a recipe for a Mint Milkshake. Check it out...

Response to the 2010 New Year thingamajig

Yeah, so there. I wrote one. Read it here...

Old Quotes of the Week

Now you can access old quotes of the week, dating back to the beginning of January 2011. To get even older ones, check out our rss feed to the right. Read more...

Dial-up Networking on Debian Squeeze

For those of you stuck on Dial-up and are running Debian Squeeze, this is the guide for you! This guide will tell you how to set up Dial-up networking for your connection. Read more...

Bad Guy 12 is now here!

Read the exciting conclusion to Arkwood Pond's Favorite Detective's first adventure.  Read more...

Bad Guy 11 is finally here!

I'm not eve going to spoil it with a teaser here cause I know you already want to Read it...

Here it not quite is:

The Unofficial Cool WebLinks Page.  Read more...

Gotcha!

If you missed out on the 2010 April Fools Joke... Read it here...

Bison & Jr.

A new comic to see on jawsh.mccullaugh.com.  Read more...

Google person finder

Due to there being other disasters since the Haiti Earthquake, the Haiti Earthquake Person Finder is no longer on this site.  However, if you search Google.com for Google Person Finder and then where the crises was you might be able to find the particular one for your disaster.

Nother Year, Nother PI

Here's this years PI Pie.  Read more...

The Bad Guy: Part 10

He's still at the conference, but it looks like our favorite detective might finally be getting somewhere.  Read more...

Water County To Establish New Town

Residents of the former Blue Sea are disgruntled and are complaining that they feel insulted by even the suggestion of the new name.  Read more...

SuperMegaTroise!

Yet another great storette of the great challege.  Read more...

The Bad Guy: Part 9

Do we finally resolve a cliffhanger?  Let's Find out...

New Sig of the Intertubes Found

Yeah, I know it's been awhile since I've put a new one of these up here.  Read it...

SuperMegaTroise!

The great mission of new character begins now.   Read more...

The Bad Guy: Part 8

The next day at work I get a phone call from the chief telling me that I need to go to a conference.  Read more...

The Bad Guy: Part 7

Hunting throughout the night I go searching for the one who caused all of this.  Read more...

The Bad Guy: Part 6

Our favorite detective has gone back to work trying to catch the man with the paper bag.  Read more...

The 2010 New Years Article

The year 2010: The start of a new decade.  Just ten years ago we were worried about the end of the world.  Read more...

Mainly due to the rant in an old intro paragraph...

funny pictures of cats with captions
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
(let's hope this isn't a habit) (update on comment: guess it turned into one)

Boolean Algebraic Theorems as Applied to Hot Chocolate

Boolean Algebra never got so tasty.  Read more...

Sigs of the Intertubes

Basically this article is an ever growing list of things I found on the internet that were in peoples signatures.  Read more...

How to convert a music file with VLC

Got a non-mp3 that you want on your mp3 player?  Then Read more...

New Lame Joke: They never stop.

What part of history really likes to be scary?  Read more...

The Vidork Layout

What's a Vidork?  Well it's a...  Read more...

I know I don't usually do this but...

It just seemed so appropriate for the season:
funny pictures of cats with captions
source: I can has cheezburger.com

The Bad Guy: Part 5

The time has finally come in which our friend gets his briefcase.  Read part 5...

NEW LAME JOKE!!! AREN'T THESE EXCITING?!?!?

What is the natural log of 1?  Read more...

The Bad Guy: Part 4

A fresh, new day at the office awaits our favorite detective.  Read part 4...

NEW THING: Forum Like Thing

Now you can write about how much you love/hate/neutral feelings this site.  Go do that what the site just said...

The Bad Guy: Part 3

He's finally completed one day.  Amazing, isn't it?  Read part 3...

Updated: The jawsh.mccullaugh.com Christmas Countdown

Yeah, not quite a day and I've already updated the page.  Splendid, isn't it?  Read more...

The jawsh.mccullaugh.com Christmas Countdown

Now that Christmas is getting near, I thought it would be great to post a Christmas countdown in celebration of the season.  Read more...

The Bad Guy: Part 2

Our favorite detective hits up the coffee shop.  Read part 2...

The Bad Guy

A new detective story, right here on jawsh.mccullaugh.com.  Read part 1...

The Frozen Boxer Song:

I know I can't be the only person who's messed up enough to think of this when they hear this song.  Read more...

Update on the Aliens:

Just when I was starting to doubt this whole thing... more proof!  Read more...

Lame Joke Page Updated:

What is a pirates favorite way to backup files?  Read more...

The Time-Shift Theory:

Okay, so one of my friends and I came up with this theory that Aliens came by and knocked us all out for a couple months.  This started when we were trying to figure out why we were in a Christmas mood.  I started this out as a joke, but everything adds up.  Read more...

Advertisement: Susan's Sweaters

This website is currently run by a poor college student.  A poor college student who doesn't have a replicator that can make money so that he can pay his bill.  Yes, I do have a job, but as anyone who's been through college knows, that doesn't begin to cover expenses.  So, my mom has this store on the internet where she sells various homemade items, such as quilts, doll clothes, and other various items.  She even does custom orders.  The site is susansweaters.etsy.com.  Please at least go there, she does have some really good stuff.  Go there...

Tekalja Game

This is a project that I've had for some time now.  The page for this article isn't reformatted because I plan to eventually give the project it's own site.  Read more...

The Worst Jokes I've Ever Made

Warning:  These jokes are pretty bad.  Okay, really bad.  They are not funny at all.  You have been warned.  On the other hand, they might be hilarious.  Read more...

Pi Day

This year, I decided to make a pie to celebrate pi day.  I actually got a little artistic with it.  Read more...

The Olde FrillerIdiot.tk Site

So, wanna pretend to be nostalgic about a few years ago?  Well, here's a poor but functional way to do it.  Read more...

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