QOTWArchive Beyond

The Featured Quotes section of FrillerWorks has sadly not been kept up very well over the past few years. Plans are currently in the works to reinvigorate it by the with two new projects, internally called QOTWBeyond and ScreamingCattle (hmm, does that name sound at all like an old feature that may be making some sort of new presence?). Anyway, the point of this page is provide some sort of temporary archive for any update to the old Featured Quote system while the new system is being designed.

Also: The new system is partially in place (as of 2017-04-30). All new quotes will be made available on The Fediverse and you can catch them by following either qotwbot@social.arkwoodpond.info or parrotcattle@social.arkwoodpond.info . See QOTWBeyond -Info for more details.

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"I haven't slept in ten days, cause that would be too long." --Mitch Hedberg

01/27/2016

Binary Haiku
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10110
1110
--Posted to SDF BBoard by tob

05/24/2016

I will always love the false image I had of you. --Unix fortune file

10/25/2016

To segfault is human; to bluescreen moronic. --From a Slashdot.org post that I got from fortune

11/02/2016

It's amazing, but only in 'Murica, can we in a presidential election, follow a pussygate with weinergate. --Adam Curry
pix

11/07/2016

I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man. -- Chuang-tzu

11/08/2016

"But Huey, you PROMISED!"
"Tell 'em I lied." --Source Unknown
pix and story

11/09/2016

"Plato says: Man who win chinese food eating contest, bite off more than Can Chu." --John C. Dvorak

11/14/2016

"I never let my schooling get in the way of my education." -- Mark Twain

12/17/2016

"I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront your intelligence." --William F. Buckley

12/28/2016

"Sorrows remembered sweeten present joy." --Robert Pollok

01/01/2017

"The IQ of a group is the lowest IQ of a member of the group divided by the number of people in the group." --After dark screen saver

03/13/2017

"You can't win a game if you don't score any points." --John Madden

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