Featured quotes for 2013

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01/09/2013

"Once we're caught loitering outside of here, they'll put two and two together... You're putting two and two together, I can tell by the expression on your face that you're putting two and two together" --The Doctor, Doctor Who: The Power of Kroll: Part 4

04/03/2013

"The question I get asked by religions people all the time is, without God, what's to stop me from raping all I want? And my answer is: I do rape all I want. And the amount I want is zero. And I do murder all I want, and the amount is zero. The face that these people think that if they didn't have this person watching over them that they would go on killing, raping rampages is the most self-damning thing I can imagine." --Penn Jillette

06/10/2013

One of the things I routinely tell people is that if it's in the news, don't worry about it. By definition, "news" means that it hardly ever happens. If a risk is in the news, then it's probably not worth worrying about. When something is no longer reported -- automobile deaths, domestic violence -- when it's so common that it's not news, then you should start worrying." -- Bruce Schneier, in _CRYPTO-GRAM_, May 15, 2005.

07/22/2013

"If I had a nickel for every time I've written
``for (i = 0; i < N; i++)''
in C I'd be a millionaire. -- Mike Vanier

08/26/2013

The mosquito exists to keep the mighty humble.

11/27/2013

"organic" development is a quick way to cook spaghetti --/u/centurijon, Reddit

12/10/2013

If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law. --Roy Santoro

12/18/2013

"If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness." --Jack Handy