======================================= Arkwood Pond's Favorite Detective in... The Wild and Wacky Water Caper Episode 1: Murder? Definitely Murder ======================================= ----------------------------------aside---------------------------------------- Oh fine, Oh Fine, Oh FINE! I had a really cool way that I wanted to do this file as well, but Chief Geordi won't let me do it as a radio drama. I really thought we could spice up our files and make them a bit more entertaining, but no. Apparently these reports absolutely *have* to be entered as a typed document and sent to the Water County Public Information Department or else it isn't completely compliant with Arkwood Pond resolution 2.8 concerning adequate documentation of operations of city and county officials performing official business. I get it, but it really, *really*, seems like it's about time that law needs an update. I mean, what if I need to document sound? How can I type out sound? It just doesn't seem like it's properly adequate. Oh well. Rules is rules. Rules is rules, rules is rules, oh go play Starship Titanic already. ---------------------------------/aside---------------------------------------- I had just got off the phone with a distraught Mrs. Swollenspepper. She was extremely upset, and she completely had the right to be. No woman should ever have to see what she just saw. Insanefully frightening. I have no idea how one would ever deal with such a horrific thought. The sheer horror and urgency of what I had just heard sank straight into my head as I walked the stairs up to the fifth floor, right into my office. I don't know, maybe the police in the big cities get used to hearing about this kind of stuff all the time, and then it's just another day for them, but as for little old me out here in the middle of nowhere, the sheer idea is absolutely frightening. I mean, I'll be fine, I'm just upset and disturbed by the whole ordeal. It's not exactly business as usual for me. Anyways, I approach my office, and grimfully turn the brass door handle. It seemed greener than usual today, like maybe it had been used a bit too much. Too many times was there a reason for someone to enter this door. It was starting to seem like Arkwood Pond's not exactly the peaceful place that it was supposed to be. I turn the knob, and enter the door, and it doesn't make the situation any better that I have to say: "Cynthia, we must go immediately. There's been a murder, and I think someone's been tampering with the town's medical supplies." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Good place for a cliffhanger? Good place for a cliffhanger. Disappointing though, as it seems the story's barely been started. Oh well, I'm sure we'll find out what's happening soon enough. ============== |FrillerWorks| <- Even the jokeTitle's sunk into depression now. ==============