Well Screw It
I'm sorry, I was going to serve you a much better 404 page, but then I thought about how much work it would be editing the 404 page system to allow it to do what I needed and I decided the better of it, especially considering that the edit's that I would need to make might not be the best idea in the long run.
Anyway, not only do I have to now apologise for not producing an article for you, I now also need to apologise for not giving you a better 404 page. That's right, I was going to actually be nice to you this time round and properly apologise for not serving you the page that you were after. No rude comments, no sarcasm, no insults, just a good apology, and a random article to make up for it. I really, really wanted to do that, and I couldn't deliver, and I'm so, so very sorry. Twice.
If it makes you feel any better, at least consider the last line. The one in italics after the horzontal rule. Yeah, that one. Not this next one.
HTTP/1.1 404 Not Found
Additionally, a 200 OK Error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request
404!
You've been wasting paper! You shouldn't be trying to print out pages that don't exist!
Don't print out 404 ErrorDocuments! There's no way you're going to need this on paper to reference later!
Apologies to all of you on browsers that don't support CSS media queries. That's only supposed to show up to people that try to print out the 404 page. Maybe a poem about a sick cat will cheer you up?
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